twins vs the tiger ([info]ashleybot) wrote,
@ 2004-07-26 03:20:00
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d00kiemastah: You learn something new from Family Guy esque hard core porn sex ed books every day.
So, yeah, the book:



Where Did I Come From?

It's some sort of sex ed for children's book made in the late seventies and purchased by my mother and given to me and probably definitely ruined my young mind with its hardcore erotic explanation of fucking. okay. okay.




























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[info]fanaticnerdism
2004-07-26 12:25 am UTC (link)
Haha, that's great. Especially the "Making Love" part!

"All the rubbing up and down that's been going on ends in a tremendous big lovely shiver for both of them."

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[info]ashleybot
2004-07-26 12:26 am UTC (link)
It's like a big sneeze!

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[info]fanaticnerdism
2004-07-26 12:32 am UTC (link)
Yes! Except...below the belt!

...!?!

OH, EWWW. @_@

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[info]tenmazero
2004-07-26 12:33 am UTC (link)
BWAHAHAHA! That's awesome.

And you turned out so well, too, despite being from Orangeburg. See, shock therapy pays off in the end.

Mind if I link this in my journal?

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[info]ashleybot
2004-07-26 08:44 am UTC (link)
Yeah, I've been asked by several people including myself about how I escaped the wrath of Orangeburg.

Sure, go for it.

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[info]tenmazero
2004-07-27 10:37 pm UTC (link)
It's the half of my life that I didn't spend here that saved me, I believe.

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[info]ashleybot
2004-07-27 10:40 pm UTC (link)
I'm thinking it's the half of my life I spent on my computer that saved me, then?

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[info]tenmazero
2004-07-27 10:45 pm UTC (link)
A likely scenario. This county needs to take more steps to encourage internet addiction. :-)

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[info]ashleybot
2004-07-27 10:53 pm UTC (link)
I dunno, it's doing a pretty good job of that by having NOTHING TO DO here.

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[info]tenmazero
2004-07-27 11:02 pm UTC (link)
Hey, at least we have a Sam Goody (overpriced as it is,) and manga at the Waldenbooks now. This place was much more hellish 5 years ago. Even the restaurants have gotten better.

That, and going to Atlanta once a month, allows me to live here without sacrificing too much of my sanity.

(Not that any of that will stop me from leaving, mind you.)

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[info]ashleybot
2004-07-27 11:15 pm UTC (link)
Aw, my Sam Goody. I'm going crazy from boredom now and I miss working there. I bought the Sealab2021 DVD from 'em today five dollars cheaper than FYE WHY IS FYE SELLING USED DVDS FOR $17.99 THOSE DEMONS I WANT UTENA DVDS WHO IN ORANGEBURG BOUGHT UTENA and then sold it.

Waldenbooks is STUFFFFED with manga now. It's crazy. I also feel like Waldenbooks has doubled in size since I came back from Japan but they swear to me it hasn't.

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[info]tenmazero
2004-07-27 11:32 pm UTC (link)
I'm pretty sure the used discs get shuffled around through the various stores, so it probably wasn't a local buy. And damn was there a sweet deal at RightStuf on Utena DVDs a while back, but of course it's no longer on sale now that I know someone who wants it. I'd say try Amazon Marketplace, but I have run afoul of the Taiwanese video pirates several times, and that's one of their few remaining strongholds. Avoid anything with "import" in the description.

Manga seems to be flying off the shelves at WB according to their manager (well, he's at SG now,) and the NewType is always sold out, so there may yet be hope for this town.

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[info]ashleybot
2004-07-27 11:46 pm UTC (link)
I have all of Utena as VHS fansubs so it'd have to be really cheap for me to buy it on DVD.

They moved manga up right next to the register so I would now feel bad going in there and reading the manga quickly and not buying it. But people love stealing manga too, so I'm glad they moved it.

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[info]d00kiemastah
2004-07-26 01:23 am UTC (link)
It says over a million copies sold. A million.

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[info]ashleybot
2004-07-26 08:47 am UTC (link)
TWO million.

Aw, mine doesn't say that 'cause it's old.

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[info]mvllscott
2004-07-26 05:42 am UTC (link)
It is a little known fact that in the 70's you had to be fat and married to have sex and the only reason to have sex was to make babies.

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[info]o0o_jen_o0o
2004-07-26 08:35 am UTC (link)
vagina rhymes with carolina.

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[info]ekhodie
2004-07-26 01:41 pm UTC (link)
I totally was raised on that book and it still didn't "hit home" (har har har) that for anything to happen there has to be "tickling" going on. I was clueless about that until like, middle school. Thanks a lot, Where Did I Come From, thanks a lot.

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[info]jubblegum
2004-07-26 05:19 pm UTC (link)
Wait a minute...so that's how babies are made? =O EWWWW!

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[info]jonestown_tea
2004-07-26 08:07 pm UTC (link)
This is the funniest thing I have seen in my entire life. I almost pissed myself and cried. What kind of dirty pervert wrote the book though? The person was kinda ... a bit too into the book if you ask me.

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[info]ashleybot
2004-07-26 09:21 pm UTC (link)
I laughed for at least an hour straight after seeing it.

Dr. Spock approves.

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funny stuff
[info]theyleftmealone
2004-07-26 10:52 pm UTC (link)
that is the funniest. i did piss in my pants. bunch of pervs. haha. bye friend.

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[info]dust_and_ash
2004-07-26 08:52 pm UTC (link)
That's.. just not right.

Comparing sex to scratching an itch..? I'll never look at a mosquito bite the same way again. Come to think of it.. I'll never look at mom or dad sneezing the same way again..

*Vomits*

See the ninth picture mentioning the "lovely feeling"? Now.. you see those drops of something? I'm curious as to what those drops are...

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[info]ashleybot
2004-07-26 09:19 pm UTC (link)
Oh, haha. It's a picture of a young girl tickling a baby in a crib with a feather.

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[info]dust_and_ash
2004-07-26 09:23 pm UTC (link)
That doesn't make it anybetter.. >_>

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[info]ashleybot
2004-07-26 09:25 pm UTC (link)
Yeah I'd start to get paranoid about tickling people with feathers because it would mean I'd eventually have to fuck them. Or, uh. Something.

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[info]dust_and_ash
2004-07-26 09:25 pm UTC (link)
Yeah.. something...

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[info]sadward
2004-07-26 10:29 pm UTC (link)
hahahaha

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this is too much
[info]loungerlt
2004-07-30 07:43 pm UTC (link)
a friend of mine showed me this and i cant believe it. Are these guys still around so i can knock some sense into them?

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[info]jennygwenny
2005-10-28 05:55 pm UTC (link)
Know whats sad? That is the book my parents read to me when I was 9.....

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