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Thursday, April 2nd, 2009
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Hello! I am living in Brooklyn, I have been feeling not great because I am unemployed and feeling useless and doomed, but today was warm and sunny and I am feeling pretty good. I have been drinking a lot of mint tea. Also, I am half-heartedly (but better than the 0.001-heartedly here) using tumblr and working whole-heartedly on this stuff and I have a stupid twitter thing, too.
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Friday, October 24th, 2008
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Since I really attacked my friends list for the second time this afternoon, I thought it important to post a disclaimer, which I had posted as a reply just a minute ago:
Hey! No, it's nothing personal, I promise! I think I took off half of my friends list the other day.. I haven't updated this thing in a very long time OR read my friends page in a very long time and I trimmed my list down to a few people that I know well and/or update their journals frequently, and/or post privately. I guess I am trying to minimize my internet presence somehow, like a few months ago when I went through the laborious task of making 95% of my entries private, as well as deleting my interests list. I am on the verge of abandoning livejournal completely and I guess this was a less-than-polite way of starting that process. I am sorry!
So again, I do apologize.
I have been well, by the way! I am graduating in December, moving out of here, hopefully never returning, and entering the real world (another reason for internet paranoia). I have been preparing to move by getting rid of as much excess in my life as possible (so much stuff!!)
Also, Livejournal has ads now? LAMMMMMEEEE.
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I am probably the happiest I have ever been.
Down side: I have to return to South Carolina tomorrow.
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The only thing I ever think about. I know I have mentioned this before.
1. Cherries
2. Pluots (Dinosaur Eggs)
3. Avocado
4. Clementines
5. Nectarines
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Wednesday, May 14th, 2008
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Top five new vocabulary gleaned from 1995's cinematic masterpiece Theodore Rex:
1. Glando
2. Specist
3. Dinocide
4. Soft-skin
5. Sorry, there are only four, but "top four list" doesn't carry the same appeal, so the fifth word can be "glando" again.
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People don't pine like they used to.
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What a small purse you have! Everything gets lost in mine because it's so big. I used to be able to carry around a purse like that, but for the last, oh, fifteen years of my life, I have had to take care of aging parents. So, you know, sometimes I had to carry around a diaper for my mother. And a diaper for her, it won't fit in a purse like that. So now I carry around a large purse. One day, you might have to do the same, and then you can't carry such a small purse.
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Russ said he wants to have a whimsical summer, or something like that. Sounds like a perfect plan to me.
I got my bike back today and I rode it up to El Burrito (0.6 flat miles). I am very much out of shape, but now is the time to get better.
And to listen to Pavement, Pavement, Pavement.
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Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008
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Standing, with his tail straight, this highest point reaches the top of the window. Sitting, his body is at the exact height that an ideal pillow would be for my head, if laying vertically, if sleeping on a purr machine.
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I am on i-20 in the middle of Louisiana and it is snowing. Real snow, sticking, everywhere.
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Thursday, January 10th, 2008
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The Japanese word for stapler, hochikisu, is named after the brand, Hotchkiss, rather than a word constructed as the onomatopoeia for the sound of a stapler in action, as I had presumed since learning the word 3 1/2 years ago. This is a new definition to the word "disappointment," which is not dissimilar to the sound of my head hitting a wall.
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Saturday, November 12th, 2005
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Ohgodohgodohgodgoh goh goh goh my tooth/teeth hurt(s) so fucking bad.
Like this: 
That's right, I animated gif'ed your ass. It takes two flashing images to express my pain!
I need anpanman's help. 
I'm glad these cute Japanese images are here to support me.
I'M A GOOD TEETH BRUSHER. WHY, GOD, WHY.
Probably the sugar intake. Okay. Okay.
I'm home for the weekend. I guess I'll be here Monday too, because fktje teeth jflj dentist need.
Which is cool. Y'know. It's quiet here.
"I just want to eat ice cream and watch R Kelly."
Austin and I tried to do this yesterday (act like aging women), but we couldn't conquer any televisions. Anyway, we got to listen to the sweet tunezz and I have to say..
R Kelly is a fucking genius.
Well, maybe not. He's obviously fucking lost his mind. I'm constantly being amazed by what people will actually listen to.
Wal-mart has this singing deer head..? I don't want to talk about it.
(when I could be talking about myself, surely, sugarteeth) I've been taking all sorts of liberities with my LJ lately, as far as ego tripping goes, or so it seems?
I hate spending my day eating advil and crying (YES. I'll get upset and try to cry and get nothin', then a toothache comes up and it's allllll over. I can cry on command now). This is incredibly unproductive. I have an Art History exam that is going to kill me if this tooth doesn't.
Like, and we don't know what's wrong, we can't identify the tooth, it's possibly the one that is "RISK" and will eventually need a root canal, because it hurts when I poke it, and it looks pretty gross, and we know it's "RISK" anyway, but it isn't sensitive to cold/hot at all anymore, and the pain is generally closer to the front, like the possibility that one of my teeth is getting attacked by this completely pointless permanant lower retainer, aka the string of metal hiding behind, and the pain started suddenly after eating cheerio's (?) and the pain would be sharp but it would come and go, but now the pain is dull and always here, but worse when I bite down, even after the steady diet of advil, andandand. ow ow ow. It's probably Captain Root Canal. Motherfucker.
godgodgod
WHY IS THE SEMESTER ALMOST OVER? Why haven't I started my ten page bullshit Philosophy paper? Why haven't I picked a topic? Next semester's class sign up is this week.
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Tuesday, August 9th, 2005
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okay I said I was going to do this so I might as well even thog fkdd though I feel pretty okay right now but maybe I don't know and it woould come out crazy in the future of the big tomorrow when I'm like what I don't remember doing this at all, I lost an entire day and must back trace it thoorough the typos that I could correction but it makes it funnier to read when you are like 'ha aha ha ashley is fucked up'
My mouth is FULL OF GAUZZIIIIIIIIIESSSSSSSS and it hurts and I'm not sure if I am able to drink but I keep nodo kawatta nodo ga kawatta but I can't speak in any language and be understood I WANT WATER where are my ice packs???? I'm you should be thankful I'm in no mood to review this cd I got in the mail because it would be what????? no one would play. playplayplayplayfkdaksfdkdjd I don't really have anything interesting to say in my doped up manner other than water and I feel like a face puff ball i wrote some stuff down earlier to further this concept of not remembering but I'm pretty sure I'm going to remember how things are, and the stabby parts and the hey we're going to do this t urn your head to the right parts and the blue everything the blue and white colors of all medical facilities. I'msleepy should I spit I'm sleepy should I split? Spit blood.
I'm sorry that there is nothing significant to say AHH I AM DROOLING BLOOD ALL OVERRRRRRR no super special secrets to disclose of while I am high up high up or whatever fucking wisdom teeth fucking bloody mouth blue blankets warm sand void void void void void
I am told it is the time of rest and ice packs cold compressing face watching movies that I WON'T REMEMBER there's a lot of posts going on but fuck your mother that's how much I care. I AM DEHYDRATED.
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I'm fine but sleeping until 4 pm. 2 pm. 10 am. Back to normal.
Went into town yesterday. Orangeburg doesn't change.
Waldenbook's assistant manager is now Sam Goody's manager. Tasha is the only original employee left and she hates it. Sam Goody's completely corporate now and they were listening to what sounded like a star wars soundtrack when I went in.
But I'm leaving at 3pm to Charleston and then 10am to Toronto. Going to drink and spend all of my money on horse racing up in the T-dot. Be back on the 17th.
I have a little over one thousand pictures and videos from Japan. Maybe I'll get around to uploading them one day.
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Thursday, January 30th, 2003
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KATSLILTHUG42069: who is the doobiemaster
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Saturday, June 15th, 2002
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This Bob Dylan album (Time Out Of Mind) is 72 minutes long.
Wowwww, that's equal to THREE Weezer albums!
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Wednesday, October 24th, 2001
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